purple penguin
A special species of penguin that are bred to take over the world. If in season (November until april) purple penguins can normally be found at Wal Mart. Just ask to see the behind the counter merchandise. Can be bought wholesale or regular. Caution: purple penguins are demanding and attention needing. WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED. Use extreme caution when using spoons around purple penguins, seeing how spoons are their preferred weapon. Under no circumstance should you threaten, tease, or challenge a purple penguin! Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
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The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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