Pukk Mug
Oh damn, PUKK, What to say about him/her. First of all, Pukk is either an impotent man or a woman with a dick. It has monkey ears, it also doesn't wipe it's ass with paper, it uses a towel. The towel is then used to suffocate itself. The smell and taste of PUKK's shitty ass hair and ass sweat is often very good and contains alot of vitamin D. PUKK's teeth are ugly and yellow, they are specially designed to feed on it's own shaved pubes. Word PUKK saw first light in the 1700's when the first transgender person sucked his own fake balls. They were sweaty and salty. Mmmmm. Mainly a PUKK eats bull penis or, as said before, its own pubes. When anticipating coitus, it picks it's own nose and uses boogers as lube. A staggering 1200 PUKK's are hunted down by poachers every year. This is due to the reason that their bodies contain no sperm, which causes their bodies to produce more testosterone. Ah it's just a joke, they are hunted by Nazi Germans because they are fugly. PUKK is also used as a swear word, said to point out that someone has autistic tendencies and, of course, a tiny, ugly, smelly penis.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift