port burwell Mug
A town where the population never changes. One girl gets pregnant one man leaves town. It's been this way for more years than I have been alive! A town run by the old folks and pissed on by the young. Once you get here you might as well consider yourself a lifer. There's no way out. Weed is sold on just about every street and the most popular place (besides the beach) is the LCBO. Everyone here gets laid! "Secret affairs" aren't so secret when the whole town knows your business. Omg let's not forget the waste of millions of dollars that could have went to hundreds of things to build up this area and bring in businesses and popularity! Why do all this when we can have a submarine that is rusting to all fuck from the shitty paint job done to it. And lets not forget to over charge the fuck out of the tour price so that barely anyone cares to see it. Just a complete waste of money leaving the residents to fit the bill! The older folks running the town bring in the worst entertainment possible these days definately feel like the town is only catered to the elderly and then they wonder why younger and new families don't show up for fun anymore. At least if you go to the right place the fish is good.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend