Porn Wizard
the porn wizard, is a complex being. it is beyond all of human comprehension. he is the creator, the pleaser, and destroyer of all. in fact, porn wizard is a god. the god. porn wizard is god. now you may be wondering why the porn wizard (god) is called this. well, the “porn” represents the very creation of the universe and the wonders within. “wizard” is due to this god’s powerful abilities that cannot be explained throughly in mere human terms. in certain cases and under certain circumstances an individual can obtain special powers at the mere “contact” with the porn wizard. such abilities may be too powerful for a weak individual to wield, but those with strength, passion and a longing for more, will be able to dominate those around them. such ancient beliefs are still alive in present day countries such as england, france, germany, russia and many others. for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
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