Pop Tarts Mug
2 definitions These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava. These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊