pooptriot Mug
A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!