Plano Senior High School Mug
Caught in the middle of the feud between Plano East and Plano West, Plano Senior High School remains to this very day, regardless of really really really really ridiculously bad propaganda about drugs, the most prestigious school in the nation. cuz we said so. The school has maintained excellent traditions that not only encourage the students to excel in academics but to also have fun, yo. Yeah, we have our share of rich snobby kids, but don't be hatin' on us, bitches. Here are a few reasons we own you. -7 state football titles. more than any other school in texas. -AP biology teacher was 2006 texas teacher of the year. -highest SAT average in the nation (yeah, we love our asians) -you have to have a 4.1 to be in the top ten percent. -the largest graduating class in the nation every year. -Plano Senior High was named by the Grammy Foundation as a 2005 Grammy Signature School Gold school for their achievement in the arts. -STATES CHAMPS; Boys Varsity Basketball 2006 - UIL division 5A was created because of us. -Plano administers more Advanced Placement tests each year than any other school west of the Mississippi River and all but one school in the United States -The campus was constructed at a cost of 38.6 million dollars -Plano hosts the largest high school blood drive in the nation. and it's been the way since 1992. -we pretty much built Allen. thanks to Robin Hood -The 2006 Plano Academic Decathlon team took 2nd at nationals. -John B. Herrington- the first Native American astronaut to go to space- graduated from Plano. -we have a pond. with REAL ducks. our ducks own your ducks. -the Wildcat Band played at Texas Stadium. -Plano's HOSA, FBLA, and other career organizations pretty much make it to nationals every year..and win. not to mention own all the magnet schools. -Plano has the most active volunteers in Texas. -Our foreign language program is better than yours. by a lot. -and that's just a few. if you really want to know more about Plano, tell your dad to get rich fast and move here..or die trying. (you'll probably die trying.) If at first you dont succeed, Plano is not for you.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.