Pixie Mug
(Internet version) A female and/or clever forum troll. (WAIT, THERE'S NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET. PIXIES ARE CONTRADICTIONS!) Often quicker on her feet than the average internet troll, a pixie is that clever nasty troll that manages to fool and manipulate even the smartest of forum goers. Common trolling techniques include subtle flaws in a very offensive argument, using fallacies (see: fallacy) that aren't well known to befuddle and anger a debating audience and trolling simply by appearance, with offensive names but genuine and valid posts. One particularly effective Pixie technique is to enter a few forums, make blatantly troll like posts to establish a reputation and then start making valid, well thought out, intelligent posts for a little while. As people invariably label her posts as trolling, she can mock them for their absurd rejection of a perfectly valid point, smearing their reputation to the new forum goers (see: noob). The pixie then can proceed to make offensive or nasty comments, confusing the new forum goers who have learned to love or admire her and can't deal with their favorite poster shredding their self esteem. A pixie is also skilled at changing tact within just a few posts. If she's being ignored or her methods are less effective with a different audience, she commonly has numerous other tricks up her sleeve and can immediately switch to them. Unlike most forum trolls, who tend to be one hit wonders and only have a single trolling skill (like porn spam or a certain offensive subject like white power or rape), the pixie has a plethora of knowledge, talents and ways to piss you off in every known way.
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Customer Reviews
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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