pirate costume
A pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components: - a shirt (not a t-shirt) - full-length trousers - a belt - a vest It is then accessorised with some of the following: - a plastic or cardboard sword - a headscarf or bandana - a hook - an eyepatch - a parrot The following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes: 1. Each person may own only one pirate costume. 2. One must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume. 3. Pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume. 4. If three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights. 5. Pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates. 6. Pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
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The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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