persian fob Mug
Fresh off the boat aka a persian who is lost im America and still takls persian and has an accent on their English words like saying deh instead of THE the geeger a persian is the more fob they are. Some1 with a lot of antiques. if you can house a pound of pesteh and tokhmeh in an hour..fob. if you or your dad have huge takhtenar competitions and they all crowd around and yell at eachother when they make a bad move, or make a move FOR them. those people who come up to u kiss you on both cheeks and tell you how much you've grown are fobs. somebody who cant go an english sentence without putting a persian word in the mix. somebody who has noon-o-paneer every morning on their way to eschool and their kolfat knows what all that means. some1 who has too much pride to shave their mustache (boys and girls) and wax ther arms (girls). Some1 who talks about how good of ghormeh sabzee they had last nite. some1 who calls their grandparents baba joon, or maman jun. if ur name is parviz, jamshid, jahansha, amir, moshgan, moshdeh, mahasti, faramarz, kambiz, faranaz, or anything that makes an amricay laugh ur a guarenteed fob.
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Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend