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A mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you're a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited power would make you have every power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows: -Teleportation -The ability to make the skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart. -Monky - -Ability to show himself in dreams. -Ability to erase evidence of his existence. -Immortality/Invincibility

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.

Bryan C.Nov 4
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Item came on time as promised

Rite A.Nov 4
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Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!

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Tyler BlevinsNov 4

Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.

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My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!

Javier E.Nov 3
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Excellent mug excellent service

Harry R.Nov 3
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this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

AddisonNov 2
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I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

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Review by Blake M.

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.

Blake M.Nov 1

As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.

Etan N.Nov 1
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The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!

Laurie N.Nov 1
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.

James G.Oct 31
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Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.

Kaycee B.Oct 31
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My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.

Donald P.Oct 31
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Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!

Michael B.Oct 31
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t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings

joe k.Oct 31

Cute, good quality, *****!

Bonnie H.Oct 30
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Exactly as expected!

Michael C.Oct 29
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.

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