Olytroll Mug
Olytroll is an ambiguous term used to describe a male or female of disgusting moral character and personal hygiene from Olympia, Washington. When referring to the male variety, Olytrolls are usually shirtless sexual predators that are born out of the foam at a foam party at the Vault. The male Olytroll will most likely travel in packs and will also serve as some form of grunt in the US military. He and his Olytroll friends will surround any woman they deem intoxicated. They will then proceed to subtly molest her and follow her to her vehicle when she leaves the club and tries to escape them. At that point they will become violent and commit a felony or two. Female Olytrolls are complete alcoholics. They will be a minimum of 40 pounds overweight and there is a high likelihood that they will be a smoker as well. Female Olytrolls tend to fly solo looking for a good natured man to feed upon. They will fully employ all of their feminine wiles since they have no redeeming qualities to attract this helpless victim. The female Olytroll will then slowly drain her victim of the will to live and the will to leave her worthless ass like she deserves. Beware the female Olytroll's sense of entitlement. Since she has no accountability or reason, you have no chance of convincing her she should do something to improve her pathetic situation.
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Customer Reviews
Perfect!!
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i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name
Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!
Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny
my partner thought it was very silly
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.
Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny
Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
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cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
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Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!