Nikocado Avocadoism🥑 Mug
This is a religion were our god is Nikocado Avocado The religion all started when Nikocado Avocado fought with his partner named Orlin while crying and eating noodles and chicken. This glorious moment represented love. By fighting with your partner shows how deep your relationship is. This historious moment led to many different iconic traditions being made. Some of the traditions are having a fight with your partner while eating. Annother tradition is having a pool noodle fight with your partner. If you don't have a partner just cry while eating noodles in front of a camera. These traditions are held every sunday. Him risking his relationship with Orlin was to show his loyalty to us Nikocado avocadoister(those who are in the religion). Because of this we have to show our respect and loyalty to Nikocado Avocado by doing traditions every sunday. We also have to obey all of his commands. Our enemies are Orlinisters, their religion is Orlinism. Their god is Orlin. If you ever encounter an Orlinist, remember to use special op attacks made by our godly god (Nikocado Avocado)info in the server. If you disobey and missbehave then you get teleported to Orlin's basement, which is a torture. Orlinisters will torture you with their non-op attacks. They will only itch but it will still be a torture. REMEMBER TO PRAY 𓀉TO OUR GOD EVERYDAY INFRONT OF A NIKOCADO AVOCADO SHRINE WHILE SINGING ''Niko is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss🙏🙏''
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Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup