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Good Ol' New Canaan Right? No not right its actually kinda sad actually!! Lets see why hmmm..ino because the kids that live there don't respect the area in which they live!! They take every little thing for granted! They dont understand that people dream of being rich of course the kids there dont have to!! Why you may ask, because they dont know what a dream is because supposedly they are already living in it!! But that dream isnt all glitz and glamour as many people think!! No instead the kids living here have no lives so they waste themselves by getting high or drunk! But why would anyone do that when they have everything? Because they believe they really do have troubles!!! They think because they didnt get the car they asked for that their lives will end so they turn to some type of drug! Sad isnt it! For all the real people out their the glitz and glamour of the rich and famous isnt that great mainly, because they forget who they are, because they were never anyone to begin with!! For all you sad pathetic kids that live or go to a private school within new Canaan ask yourselves Why? Why the hell do you tear people apart not from each other but you tear those people apart from the inside out! I mean look at what you write about eachother!! Of course your too pathetic yourselves to face that person face to face!! For the neighboring towns dont be offend by the New Canaan High kids because they cant be that great because most of them were rejected by the Private Schools in the area and thats why they sadly are going to the public school in town!! Not saying that public school is bad They are much better then private but to be living in New Canaan its only acceptable for their parents status for them to be going to Private! Thats right the kids in New Canaan their parents only hope for them was to show them off, but not much to show off if they are going back and forth from rehab!! Of course sometimes private school is worse when kids actually think their world is so horrible that they take their education for granted and get drunk at school!! News Flash: No one in the real world gets drunk at school! Why? Because kids in the real world work hard for their grades and it doesnt matter how much money their parents have its about how hard they work!! Welcome to the real world New Canaan, where the rest of the world laughs at your expense!! Of course their are the rare and few New Canaaners that are real but those are the people who have lived with their parents when they had nothing and slowly worked their way up the Social Ladder!! Of course those people are signaled out and made fun of because they are too smart for New Canaan and everyone else is jealous that those kids actually had a life!! All will be well when New Canaan's Youth becomes part of the World and I mean the Real World!! Of course that may never happens, for they believe they are in the Real World but really they will get job opps from their parents or parents friends who feel bad for the pathectic life of those grown up kids!!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Loved it!

Jeanne H. Jul 30
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My 4th cup purchase just love them

Tina T. Jul 29
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He loved the mug!

Hillary H. Jul 29
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The cup is very nicely designed

Maya M. Jul 29

Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

Jacob D. Jul 28
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Great mug. Super customer service!

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Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.

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June N. Jul 27

They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.

Qing H. Jul 27
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The definition really makes it

Kelsey P. Jul 26
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Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!

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THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!

Madison S. Jul 25

Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.

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Just wonderful thanks

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I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.

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I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc

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Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple

Grace Jul 22

This mug is perfect! High quality product

Allison V. Jul 21
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My Aiden mug is awesome

Aiden I. Jul 21
Review by Todd E.

This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.

Todd E. Jul 21
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