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Naked and Knocked Up Mug

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way. Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following: - One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac - One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset - They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively) The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality

San C. Aug 4

Looked great and delivered fast.

Jerry K. Aug 4
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Great product

Joe C. Aug 3
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What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza

Lisa C. Aug 3
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My friend loves his gift coffee mug!

Steven C. Aug 3
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Review by alex l.

urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo

alex l. Aug 3
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just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you

Billiam gutu Aug 3

My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.

Anomymous A. Jul 31

Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!

Kathy M. Jul 31
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Review by Chris F.

Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.

Chris F. Jul 31
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Loved it!

Jeanne H. Jul 30
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My 4th cup purchase just love them

Tina T. Jul 29
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He loved the mug!

Hillary H. Jul 29
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The cup is very nicely designed

Maya M. Jul 29

Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

Jacob D. Jul 28
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Great mug. Super customer service!

Matt N. Jul 28
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Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.

KENNETH B. Jul 27
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If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad

June N. Jul 27

They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.

Qing H. Jul 27
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The definition really makes it

Kelsey P. Jul 26
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