MZ custom mug
breaks girls hearts everyday but he never talks about it. will act like he has no girls but fucks a new bitch everyday. keep ur girl away from him. he's funny af and makes u laugh whenevr, he's good at basketball and is a great person in general, but can play w ur feelings. loyal af but has mad hoes and is lowkey a gang member but doesnt talk about it with anyone. dresses nice and has hair thats fun to play with. seems shy but is loud once u get close. oh, and he just wants sex and doesn't get into REAL relationships, and will act like he loves you but then ghost you the next day. the only time he really loves you is if he hangs with you. other than that, he only wants pussy but doesnt even really care about girls that much. oh and he must have learned how to fuck girls from porn because he may not seem like the most intimditdating person at first, but that bitch knows how to make my legs shake, like he was choking me and omg but anyway, he is indeed a 5 star fuckboy. he never is active on social media bc he thinks social media is "bad for you", and is one of the slowest text/call responders to walk this planet. claims that his phone is dry but when you open his snap/instagram its filled with hoebags praying to get dicked down by him, but for some reason he usually ignores them. at the same time, he loves his family and homies with a passion and is way to focsued on himself. fuck you mz u ghosted me and i hope u get the virus:(
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here