my super sweet 16 mug
A pointless piece of crap, shown on a pointless piece of crap channel (MTV), which depicts the failed dreams of every barbie doll in the world. Mummy and Daddys "little princess" atempts to throw The best party in the world ever. She gets what she wants, when she wants, and still complains because she wants more. nothing is good enough for this spoilt little brat, as she drags her helpless mother round the most expensive shops in town, and moans that the dress doesn't show off her underage boobs enough. She then spends $500 on a haircut that looks like it was cut by a hedge trimmer, then blow dried by a tornado. The Girls easy going father, hasnt got a clue how to raise his child, and believes the only way to get her to love him is by spending ridiculous amounts of money on a fancy limo, and hiring the best night club there is. The girl invites everyone she knows, who just found out they really liked her, not because shes really rich, and can get them almost anything they desire, but because...well, they just, do. So Everyone from school is invited, that is except for the people who she doesnt likes (i.e. anyone who poses a threat to her popularity, or is better looking, or doesn't kiss her arse enough)And anyone who looks at her in an envious manner, or is heard making a bitchy comment, is squeeled on, and removed from the party. the squeeler is rewarded by being allowed to stand an extra yard closer to the birthday girl, as everyone sings happy birthday in a really half-hearted, or kiss arse way. The girl is still moaning that someone hasnt been kicked out yet, and she storms round the club looking for this wanted person, followed by her model like fan club. The party finishes and even though it wasnt perfect, at least she got her her parents to dip in their pockets. And that was just her 16th!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.