Mulper Mug
A disgustingly ugly woman who by virtue of her appearance is guaranteed not to be the mother of any children. One who is so slobberish and vile that her very presence can be sensed by all but the most comatosed individuals who deserve an encounter with such a filthy beast. Usually found in shopping centres, clubs, pubs, zoos and abattoirs. The criteria for what constitutes a mulper can often be relaxed and the term can apply to even a mild ugly woman who might be carrying a few extra kilos, or anyone in between.
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Customer Reviews

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say Iβm now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated itπ€£

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
