Mr.Face Mug
A god amongst men. He is a simply a face in the shape of a penis with the balls up and head of the penis pointing down. The balls represent the eyes, the shaft and head of the penis represent the nose, and an extra line is added underneath to create the mouth. Usually, Mr.Face smiles to indicate that he is always happy. When Mr. Face gets really excited, he will occasionally sneeze, saying "Ahh.. AHHH! CHOOOO!" spewing his "goo" all over whatever is in front of him. The face can also grow depending on his "mood". Mr.Face is best said with an accent that sounds like "Mistuh Face" In text, he can be shown as 8==D ) or can be made longer if he is happier 8========D )
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
