mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq mug
when you reach an inexplicable level of boredom so you type this into the urban dictionary. ima make you horny now cause ur bored :) she woke up after a great night of dreaming of her socials teacher and she was so horny. she caught the bus to school and couldn't stop thinking about how much she wanted his big, juicy dick in her and she almost missed her stop. she got off the bus and checked her schedule and she realized that she had his class. her heart did a flip in her chest. she walked over to the classroom and she saw him sitting there and her pussy flooded. she was so wet. she sat in the back of the class and fingered herself slowly and then fast. she jerked back and forth and suppressed the moans that were close to escaping her. the bell rang and she was gathering her stuff when her teacher walked up to her. he told her that she wasn't allowed to masturbate during his class. she felt mortified that he had seen her. she said sorry a million times and started to run off when he stopped her. he walked over and said that she had to pay for her mistakes and he pushed her against the back wall. he kissed her lips then made his way farther down, ripping her shirt off to reveal her red lace bra. he kissed her heavy, big perfect pornstar tits and she started to feel a bulge in his pants. she reached her hand down his pants to reveal 9" enormous cock. she toyed with him for a moment while dry humping him through his pants and he started moaning.
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mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
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why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!