Miraya mug
Miraya is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. You think there are many miraya's , but there is only one. She is very rare, rarer than seeing a Sasquatch riding a unicorn, with a leprechaun on a pig. She only has to lay her gaze upon you and you’ll be bewitched. She captivates you with her innocent and sweet way, but underneath is a lioness. She can tear off your clothes with her eyes and mend your body with her soles. She can melt a heart of stone with her laugh and unwrap a present with her tongue. Miraya is a one-man woman and will mark her territory wherever she goes. Many guys think she is flirting with them, but Miraya is just joy. You think you've met Miraya, but you'd be fooling yourself, because I met Miraya and she's the only one. She is passionate, self-sufficient and brave. She is smart and creative. She'll remind you of your first crush. She is super fun and you'll always have a good time. She is hot, beautiful and cute and looks really 'pretty' when she is high. Miraya is genuinely innocent and a bit naive, but if you take the time to pull back the covers, she'll become your wettest dream. She'll let you play out both of your wildest fantasies. She'll let you spank her when she's naughty. She'll ride you till your sore and sex is never a bore. She’ll be your best friend and she is just like one of the guy's. You'll swear you've always known her. She'll let you...actually, I'm sorry, she won’t do any of these things for you, because, Miraya is all mine.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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