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Milford High School Mug

Milford High School, is an average sized high school in southern Ohio on the outskirts of Cincinnati, in a small town called Milford, Ohio. Milford High School is notorious for FBI agents working as spies to pick out drug dealers, computer hacking, drug searches, and crooks. Milford High School staff, administration, and board of education will do anything at all possible to get more money, and crook everyone out of their rightfully earned money. After a few failed bond issues, and a few failed levies, Milford has finally passed one, and needless to say, it's predicted that that money will somehow 'disappear' or be misused as well. Some students even report unknown happenings with their lunch account money. While this could be an instance of the supernatural, it's more likely an instance of the Milford crooks. Somehow teachers hate Milford as well, and sometimes, when the moon there is a full moon, teachers will admit their anguish for Milford High School. Teachers may sound like friends, but do not be misguided! Teachers find a way to make every lesson plan biased, unbelievable, or failed to be backed up by any real facts. Also, some teachers are famous for teaching Christian values, evolution from a Christian's standpoint, and express opinions about which presidential candidate they voted for. Church and state? What's that? And don't forget wardrobe malfunctions. Somehow, teachers dresses come untied in class, or get stuck in their pantyhose, or use obscenities and throw things. The secret thought of all Milford Staff includes the fear of Health inspectors. After all, we would not want our great Milford High School to be closed down because we have termites, roaches, and drink and consume food in areas banned by the health department!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!

Kaye D. Aug 29
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ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.

John Cockens Aug 29

Hilarious, I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.... !!!

John W. Aug 28

It understands me. this mug has treated me better than any girl i've ever dated, and every bro i've chilled in the same bed with. we've been though thick and thin, but mostly thicc. i used to be depressed, but now this mug holds my existential fears so i dont need to carry them with me. i even wrote a song about my mug: mary had a little mug, e-i-e-i-o how i wonder what you are, floppy dongs near and far, cherri had a real thicc mug, e-i-e-i-despaci-to

Logan P. Aug 27

Great mug, 100% recommend it for all family members! Best gift I’ve ever received!!!

Ben Dover Aug 27

It was so easy to order - and I could play with the syntax of the definition to get it just right. All of this was easy. And quite soon it arrived and is perfect.

Etan N. Aug 26
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Review by Lori S.

Love it!! So true!!

Lori S. Aug 24
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I love 💕 mugs ☘️! These are so lovable. Thanks! I love the urban dictionary writers too.

Alexandra O. Aug 24
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The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.

Jeanne H. Aug 24
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Augustine would love the mis-spelling It should be Augustine's Laws. A great book - every engineer, programmer, project and programme manager should read. Based on experience of Defence and Space projects, and with lots of real data to support the tongue-in-cheek advice, it really has more value than all the System Engineering books I've never read. Can't wait to get a mug.

Prof D Aug 24

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Review by Joseph J.

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Joseph J. Aug 22
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very good product, i drink my coffee out of it every single morning. a tiny little itty bitty problem i have with it though, is that every time i drink anything except for coffee out of this mug it barrates me for having bad taste. makes me very sad, honestly. i didnt know cups could talk, but appearently i have been proven wrong. i would really appreciate it if you could start double checking if your cups are possesed by melicous spirts who like to insult you! except for that, great product!!

i like mugs m. Aug 22

The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.

George B. Aug 21
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It's the best mug in the history of mugs.

Deez N. Aug 21

love it

Christian B. Aug 21
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Review by Paul Bishop P.

excellent customer service. i gave the wrong address and they got it here quick.

Paul Bishop P. Aug 21
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This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift

Jennifer C. Aug 21
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bababussy smith Aug 19
Review by Marc L.

I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words

Marc L. Aug 18
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