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Math Discoverer's Cocktail Mug

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail. Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more. Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water. You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more. Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math. Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills. You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math. Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money. Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations. Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math. Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole. Day 43 to 53. Adderall.

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Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Perfect!!

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Littlecocksucker Aug 13

i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name

h g. Aug 12

Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!

Connor M. Aug 12

Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny

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my partner thought it was very silly

Haley W. Aug 11
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Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!

Ryan J. Aug 11
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Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.

Robert B. Aug 10

Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny

E E. Aug 10

Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.

steve s. Aug 10

I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.

Hugh S. Aug 8
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Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭

John Smith Aug 6

I've discovered a game-changer for my morning coffee ritual: the Largebog ceramic mug. This mug isn't just another piece of kitchenware; it's a masterpiece that elevates the entire coffee experience. Firstly, the design is stunning yet understated. Its sleek, minimalist look fits perfectly in any kitchen or office setting. The matte finish not only feels luxurious but also ensures a secure grip, making those early mornings a little easier to handle. What truly sets this mug apart, though, is its functionality. The ceramic material retains heat exceptionally well, keeping my coffee piping hot for much longer than other mugs I've owned. No more rushing to finish my brew before it gets cold! Another standout feature is its generous size. Whether I'm craving a quick espresso shot or a hearty mug of Americano, there's ample room to indulge without constantly refilling. Plus, the wide, sturdy handle makes it comfortable to hold, even when my hands are still groggy from sleep. Cleaning is a breeze, too. The smooth surface doesn't stain easily and is dishwasher-safe, which is a lifesaver during busy mornings. Overall, the Largebog ceramic mug has become an essential part of my daily routine. It combines style with functionality flawlessly, making every sip of coffee a delight. If you're looking to upgrade your morning brew experience, I can't recommend this mug enough.

Hugh G. R. Aug 6

cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.

Jonathan McPunchyourmom Aug 5

Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.

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I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality

San C. Aug 4

Looked great and delivered fast.

Jerry K. Aug 4
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Great product

Joe C. Aug 3
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What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza

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My friend loves his gift coffee mug!

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