massey park pools Mug
Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.
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Perfect!!
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i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name
Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!
Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny
my partner thought it was very silly
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.
Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny
Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
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Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
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Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!