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Machscott Mug

Slower than molasses. Slower than everyone around you. Last to arrive at the group destination. Opposite of Mach Speed. Leisurely pace. A 'stroll' to destination. Zero to slow in eventually.

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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