LiquorLung Mug
LiquorLung is the absorbing of alcohol so intensely built up over many hours of drinking that the flesh of the stomach can no longer hold anything within its walls and the alcohol (or Liquor) begins to flow into the next available organs, the lungs, causing heavy breathing and slow speach. The amount of food eaten, the weight of the person, the gender of the person, and the resistance to alcohol are all factors in the absorbtion of alcohol and the possible resulting impairment. If you have been LiquorLunged, make sure you have plenty of friends around to help keep an eye on you. As long as you are physically able to lift your drink to your lips you should be fine. Being active always helps as well, whether physically, sexually, dancing, talking, tossing your cookies, etc. Hope to get LiquorLunged with you in the near future. Hope this description has helped with your understanding. LiquorLung, the word and group came to be at the 2005 College World Series. The most phenomenal woman (whooooo'er {definition below}) you could imagine walked by and we invited her to the RV to share a beer with us. As she was talking to me, my friend stuck his tongue out and smiled in a playful way to me. She caught him out of the corner of her eye and took offense. She said "nice talking to you" to me and I told her she shouldn't leave just yet. Expecting a goofy pickup line or something, she smiled and asked why. I pointed to my friend and said "that guy's tongue is so long, he could stick it in your ass and lick your lung." Taking immediate offense, she headed on. Her attitude was extreme and not someone I felt would have been beneficial in anyway to hang out with so I was fine with that. And that was the beginning of LiquorLung... Anytime a beauty would walk by "LiquorLung" was shouted and, surprisingly, stopped quite a few ladies Not wanting the same thing to happen as before, I came up with an alternative meaning when the women asked what LiquorLung meant. I told them it is when you drink so much alcohol that your stomach can not absorb any more and the liquor ends up in your lungs. So getting LiquorLunged to most meant getting shitfaced. It has grown into an everyday term for those of us that were there and ultimately is the group name of the most amazing and fun group of people you could ever share a drink and hang out with.
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Customer Reviews
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.