Lifeless Hanz
A lifeless Hanz is a person who calls themselves Hanz (even though their name isn't Hanz) and they love to seek attention using the following steps. Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup. Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app". Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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