Leonora
She is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She’s a flat chested, short Asian girl that is usually younger than you. Long dark hair that she always puts up in these cute hair styles. Long-ass acrylic nails that are fucking HUGE for her tiny baby hands, but they still cute. Couple rings on her fingers and a srunchie on her wrist. CAN NOT FORGET the glasses!!!! She looks like a panda without the black around the eyes without her glasses! Always slathering on Carmex every 5 seconds. She’s like every basic bitxh with her Uggs, white Hydroflask, and her liquid glitter case for her iPhone 6s+! If you do her wrong, she will go off on you! She is this buring ball of fucking sunshine and you will rarely see her cry. But when you do, you will do everything you can to try and make her feel better! She is the person you FaceTime when you are balling your eyes out and if she does the same to you, that means she trusts you... A CRAP TON!!!! She is bomb at taking selfies, I mean I’m next to one right now and all she’s doing is taking cute photos! Very short. She will take none of your BS if you are overreacting but she’ll still help you with it. She is like your own version of Kat Valentine from the show Victorious. Super short. She swears a lot but never says any real cus words. And if I didn’t make it clear enough, SHE IS FUCKING TINY AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS ARE SO MUCH TALLER THAN HER! And when someone in her group of friends finds someone shorter, THE WORLD MUST FUCKING KNOW!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
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