Lee County, Fl custom mug
A shit county smack in the middle of an even shittier state, Florida, the United States's Syphilis ridden penis. The residents, aka the dirty fucking pubic crabs, and their government, a bunch of circus clowns on methamphetamines, together make this county an absolutely unbearable place to live. Let me give you some demographics: As of writing this we have 740,000 residents. Of those residents: - 400,000 are cousin fucking rednecks whose idea of dressing up is putting on some stained hepatitis infested shorts, a shitty camo shirt (even though they haven't hunted a day in their life), and beat up leather boots covered in cow shit. - 300,000 are entitled old drunks who think that they are big shit because they drive a crappy 1992 Audi with 200,000 miles. These people have created their own language similar to Groot's in which they say two phrases with various tones in order to convey their thoughts. These phrases are "I want to see your manager!" and "Fuck n***gers." Learn this language and you will unlock the key to decoding their dementia fueled thoughts. - All the rest are the rare few people who are actually sufferable. As far as things to do, there aren't really that many things to do in Lee County that don't make you want to give a blowjob to a shotgun. Some things that come to mind are shooting up heroin, abusing prescriptions, and swimming in the toxic cesspool that is the Gulf of Mexico. That's basically it...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.