kirkwood
Medium sized suburban town in St. louis county. Known for its prominent turkey day game vs. Webster groves high school as well as the location of the Imo's pizza where Michael Devlin (notorious molester) worked. One day as an officer was buying pizza and taking it back to the police station he was shot in the head. The murderer than ran 300 feet to kirkwood city hall where 7 people were killed. Across from the city hall is the famous fountain where the middle school minions spend there time looting after school. There is a direct correlation of lower income for most businesses and the time the middle school lets out. Be careful when turning into Mc' donalds seeing as they will throw objects at your car such as the smallest child in the group. Across the street is the famous taco bell, the main food provider for the growing number of bud tokers. Taco bell was formerly a drive thru munchies/drug station but was recently busted by the pigs. So when ordering don't ask for a nugget on the side, just smoke your own chron in the parking lot after you get your food like everyone else does. They are very patient with the baked and drunk so take your time ordering... make sure you ask for your change. Be careful when pooling out seeing as the person next to you has hindered reaction times.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
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I thought this mug was a bear.
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