Keyshits Mug
After a long night of drinking Keystone Light, one wakes up in the morning and feels a lower abdominal pain that causes them to rush out of bed and take a shit. This shit is soft and airy and usually smells like 50:50 mixture of Keystone and shit. This dump will last anywhere from 15-45 minutes and usually is followed by subsequent shits later in the day.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
good service, delivery time was quick

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
