K80 Mug

(Pronounced like the name: Katie) This is a unique North American sex position AND situation; when your girl's legs are long enough, you plant the spikes of her cheap high heels into the ceiling of your rusted single-wide trailer kitchen, because that's where you hammer her, in the kitchen, heels to Jesus. The trailer has numerous buckets strewn about to catch the relentless rainwater leaks. She knocks one off the table with her head as you pound her guts with the slapping sounds of a half-hearted golf clap. Almost loud enough to wake nanna, who's passed out on the nearby camo print Lazy Boy. The spilled rainwater creates a shallow, muddy puddle beneath the weak yard sale table.