Josef Fritzl Mug
Josef Fritzl is a man who supports you and understands you, and you always feel assured around him. He's caring, intelligent and has an impressive knowledge of beers. He dresses well and drives a BMW. He loves to talk about music and knows how to support you in a number of ways, so don't hesitate to ask him if you need help with your dreams or some good tips on gardening, because he has a taste like no other guy. He listens and sees the center of the problem and then provides you with troubleshooting, paying attention to the minutest detail. He's a friend you can count on even when you don't expect it, and he makes you laugh so hard. He makes you feel relaxed, because he's a man of his word and even has a soft side. Josef Fritzl's voice range is contra-alto. He has a nice dad bod due to the healthy regime he maintains, and it does good to be around him, and sometimes you might feel bored before he then takes you bowling on sundays. At the same time he gives you novel ideas, and once you feel stuck, not that you should worry; he'll give you a walk through. Other characteristics of Josef Fritzl are articulate, considerate, respectful, memorable, highly sensitive, and once you're around him you should note that he's a artistic person.
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Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.