Jizelle Mug
Jizelle is a nice, sweet, funny, THICK girl. She is very cool but she is often misjudged. She tends to have glasses but it doesn't matter if she is wearing them or if she is using contacts because she is gorgeous either way. She usually has dimples but for some reason that one certain dimple that pops up whenever she smiles or laughs just drives you crazy! She is very shy around others but she is one CHICA LOCA when she is with her best friends or people close to her. She is very shy at first, but once you share a laugh or memory you two will become inseparable best friends. Jizelle is a really loyal & will make you fall in love with her effortlessly. She's easy to love. She's the best girlfriend you can ever have. If you lose her you're actually stupid because you lost the best girl that will ever make you feel loved. She loves you for you & that's all. A plus to her having glasses is that it's like dating two girls! If you really like her, but she doesn't feel the same way, there is no other girl that will make you feel as privileged for having your heart broken as her. She tends to think little of herself, just like every girl. If you know a Jizelle, give her a complaint every time you see her help her feel a little better every day. If you have a Jizelle in your life treasure her forever because you will never find someone like her. She is very cool but she is often misjudged
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Customer Reviews
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!