Jiwoo Byun Mug
Jiwoo byun is such a person who never gets paid off even though he strived the most in the world to get paid off. Whoever has a name"Jiwoo Byun" will break up with his girlfriend in one month. He's extremely good at sports such as football, long distance and high jump. Whenever he gets angry, he bites his lips and breathe weirdly. When he feels so sad, he always blames himself and be alone. The last time Jiwoo byun cried was 2018. He misses his career, wants to play professional football again, regrets his decision. Once he falls in love with a girl, he only looks after the girl. However if he breaks up with the girl, he misses the girl only as a friend. The things when he looks for a girl, he only looks at the advantages, which is why he dated so many girls. He hates mushroom and tomato. His hair's naturally curly. His predicted maximum height is 187.5cm. The colour he likes is black, red and blue. He's been supporting chelsea since 2019. He loved eden hazard's play. The reason he started playing football was because of the 2018 Russia world cup. If you want to follow my private account, "ziwoobyun28". Just follow me..... Everyone says my personality is like golden retriever. DO NOT CRITICISE ANYTHING ABOUT ME. I HATE CRITICISM.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts