Jarmel Jelly Mug
Jarmel Jelly is a crude term for the bleeding sometimes associated with enflamed hemorrhoids. This term originated in Denver Colorado, and has swept westward to California, and eastward encompassing Louisiana, Florida, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and New York (due to prison poulations). Jarmel Jelly refers to any liquid substance that would seep out of an engorged or enflamed hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoids come in two forms, internal and external: Hemorrhoids located outside of the anus are called external hemorrhoids. Here, swollen veins cause a soft lump around the anal opening. These lumps can turn hard if blood clot develops, and become painful thrombosed hemorrhoids. Since the anus has many nerve endings, external hemorrhoids can be very painful or itchy. Rough anal sodomy or “ass-play” can rupture these hemorrhoids, causing extreme pain, almost debilitating. Internal hemorrhoids are located inside the rectum or anal canal, and are usually not painful. This is because the anal canal does not have many nerve endings. Indeed, most people are not aware that they have internal hemorrhoids until a hard stool rubbing against them or the results from anal sodomy causes these hemorrhoids to rupture and bleed. This term grew notoriety in throughout the prison system. It easily spread through states as county jail prisoners were transferred to state or federal facilities. Usually used in the homosexual community, it is gaining popularity at some colleges. Another variation is Jarmel Berries (a reference to the enflamed hemorrhoids in addition to the oral-anal deviant sexual practice).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
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cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!