Italian Mountain Yodeler Mug
The act of Italian Mountain Yodeling involves the said yodeler, who sits on an orange traffic cone, letting it slide into their anus, the traffic cone represents the mountain. Whilst the yodeler yodels with their mouth open as wide as possible, men surrounding the yodeler masturbate all around. The surrounding "goats" then suck their semen into their anus. Then the goats pair up and sit on each others shoulders but backwards so that they are having oral sex. The mounted goats then defecate and vomit on the yodeler. The goats repeat the sucking of juices into their anus, then deposit the said juices into the yodeler through the traffic cone. The yodeler then stores the liquids inside of themselves for three days without defecation. Then there will be much defecation as the yodeler lets this mixture explode out of themselves, but it is caught in a jar! Then the yodeler sings a jolly tune as he or she yodels and bathes in the stew.
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Customer Reviews
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
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This mug is perfect! High quality product
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This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
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