High As Fuck
Have you ever watched the sun go down? And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round Have you ever been high as fuck? You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself And your dog's looking at you like you need help Have you ever been high as fuck? And then you feel your heart pumping really fast And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack Have you ever been high as fuck? You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm The only problem's that the chickens have human arms You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?" You need snacks so you walk to the corner store But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high So you walk around the block to buy some time You finally decide to go into the store But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there You're walking home and you're mouth is dry You should have bought some juice and snacks But you were too high Thinking 'bout ketchup chips And for some reason the game battleship
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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