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hermaphroditicus Mug

I am the real Hermaphroditicus. I am a close childhood friend of Hermaphroditus, who was the child of the god Hermes and goddess Aphrodite. I fell into the lake of Salmacis, becoming who I am today. I am not a goddess. There is no "holiday" where I scale anyone's minge mountain. That does sound kind of comical, though. I would not do it. I might if it looked like a theme park ride, but if you tricked me into your bedroom by telling me it was really a themepark ride, I would be very very upset. So don't. I have been through that already with the "it's just a lake" bit with Salmacis. I have nothing to do with anyone's pregnant girlfriend "praying" to me to visit her and undo her situation. I have never visited anyone in regard to such a thing. You are confusing me with Dykodite (pronounced DYKE-oh-DIE-tee). She is the female child of Aphrodite that ran away, you don't really hear about her often. We had enough of her lesbitude. We suspect she is the one visiting girls if there really is someone doing this as the previous commenter indicated. Thank you have a good day.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Jeanne H. Jul 30
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My 4th cup purchase just love them

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He loved the mug!

Hillary H. Jul 29
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The cup is very nicely designed

Maya M. Jul 29

Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

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Great mug. Super customer service!

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June N. Jul 27

They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.

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The definition really makes it

Kelsey P. Jul 26
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Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!

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THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!

Madison S. Jul 25

Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.

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Just wonderful thanks

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I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.

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I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc

Uraraka Jul 23

Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple

Grace Jul 22

This mug is perfect! High quality product

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My Aiden mug is awesome

Aiden I. Jul 21
Review by Todd E.

This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.

Todd E. Jul 21
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