Guers and chippy Mug
A delectable combination of iced tea and potato chips which is used to fatten up retards in Schuylkill County. Guers and chippy serves a dual purpose, as it also manages to quiet down tubby mongoloids before their mid-afternoon nap. Recipe: Part 1. Making of the Guers Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers. 2. Preparation of Chippy Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers. One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".
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Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
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If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
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Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
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This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.