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An epic event that occured on NQ, also known as the Neoquests board from the virtual pet site Neopets. The Neoquests board was where people on Neopets could talk about the game Neoquest, a pretty retarded game that was obviously found on the equally-retarded site. The Great Freeze was the equivalent of a huge PMS from the admins of Neopets, known as either the NPT or TNT. No one at NQ really liked to talk about Neoquest since it was gay and most people didn't care about it, so we used to talk about anything OTHER than said gay game. One day out of the blue, TNT decideds to shove a stick up their formerly facetious assholes and take it out on us NQers (known back then as the Kingdomers), deleting the accounts (aka "freezing") of anyone not found to be talking about Neoquest. This caused the pansies to flee to other Neopts boards, whereas more headstrong victims stayed behind and made new accounts, only to be frozen a day or so later for the same thing. Eventually TNT turned NQ into a barren wasteland of no one but lame retards who actually talked about the game to begin with (population count: 3 or 4). From there the NQers drifted from other various Neoepts boards but most of us grew up and left the site. NQ is still there today, onyl with an extra topic for conversation: NeoQuest II, aka your extra dosage of the exact same thing, only with a new ever-lame plot and a brand new generation of NQers who obviosuly learned their lesson when TNT reared their ugly heads back and kicked us Kingdomers out for trying to spice their game up by just shunning its existance.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)

John G. May 16
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Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.

Pat P. May 16
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BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.

GETRC45CG4T X. May 16

Just what I expected! Thank you!

H P. May 16
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I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!

Lesko B. May 15

This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion

Manley P. May 14
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Review by Chanda J.

It's perfect!! Thank you!

Chanda J. May 13
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My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!

Walter W. May 12

I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I. May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W. May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z. May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9
Review by Fredric C.

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C. May 7
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.

geet A. May 7

I love to put my lips on this in the morning

Macks N. May 6

this mug got me hard

quandale dingles brother l. May 6

greatest mug ever.

Mike H. May 6

I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10

Jamie w. May 6

Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message

Charles B. May 6
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I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

Jeannie H. May 5
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