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Either a homemade or store bought water bong that effectively conserves weed while providing a clear and intense high. Consists of a large, deep container capable of holding water, filled with cold water (example: bucket, beverage cooler, cooler, bathtub. For miniature gravs: large drink cup, larger empty food tins) and a smaller open-bottomed liquid capable container (example: 2-liter bottle with bottom cut off, Large sports-drink bottle with bottom cut off. mini grav: bottomless water bottle, etc). This smaller container is placed inside the initial larger container, with the water level rising to only a few inches below the mouthpiece of the bottle. The grav top is typically the screw-on top of the bottle with a hole cut out in the center and a small socket melted into the hole. The smoked substance (which is hopefully some lusicious heddies) is placed in the metal socket with a flame lit to it. As the user pulls the bottle upward out of the water very slowly, while holding the flame to the bud, the smoke is sucked downward from the socket, into the bottle, cooling slightly as it hits the water. The chamber should, if made correctly, fill with smoke as water is also pulled upwards in the bottle due to the suction. When the contents of the socket are burned to ash, the user unscrews the top of the bottle, and places their mouth to it whilst simulaneously slowly allowing the bottle to fall to the bottom of the bucket again, and inhales the delicious smoke as it is forced out the top mouthpiece by the gravity of the falling bottle as the water level rises. Gravitron manufactures all-glass gravity bongs that are as effective as a homemade one but are easily broken, not easily stored or transported, and considered legitimate paraphernalia. A bucket and a cut up bottle could easily be some silly science experiment a homemade musical instrument. Just hide the grav top :]

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23

fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

Doran M. Jun 23
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Review by Darlene M.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

Darlene M. Jun 23
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. Jun 22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

Billy J. Jun 22

FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO

ASD Jun 21

Happy with my purchase

Jennifer S. Jun 20
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0

0w0 king Jun 20

I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!

Oliver N. Jun 19
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