Gongoozler mug
The Gongoozler is a newly discovered cryptid, first documented in a video posted by the YouTube channel, Unus Annus operated by Mark Markiplier and Ethan Crank Game Plays. The Gongoozler is a creature known to inhabit any body of water, so long as it is during the night time. The creature drag its victims to the depths to drown them by their toes or tootsies. The Gongoozler is a crafty and dangerous creature, it tricks its victims into going deeper into the water, by challenging them to go "even further beyond". Even avoiding the water will not keep you safe, as the Gongoozler has detachable tail, and can move on land as easily as in the water. You know it is too late when you here the unearthly screech of the Gongoozler singing your death song. Possibly the only way to escape your fate, would be to retrieve the Gongoozlers tail, known as a mighty relic, and return it to the Gongoozler and beg for mercy, however no one has yet successfully attempted the location and retrieval of the tail. The only known footage of the creature can be seen in the you tube video titled, Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming. it is also theorized that the Gongoozler may be an aquatic relative of the phycological entity known as "HeeHoo" as seen in the stunning documentary video available on You tube titled, Hunting HeeHoo, and that, like HeeHoo, the Gongoozler is not a creatue, but a state of mind that causes degeration of the human consciousness.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.