girl mug
Entinity coming in various types and with different specials each. Develops to Woman when approximately 18 years old. Evil (avoid! dangerous!): This form will push you into a relationship and then consume all your time and money, force you to have sex with her and complain about your performance in general and your skill in bed in particular before either exchanging you with the next victim or stabbing you and then sell your internal organs. Judges all your actions (done to her benefit) as bluntly usual. Doesn't have any feelings. Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems): Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for conversation. Relationships possible but often difficult because of the lack of patience on either side. Judges your actions (done to her benefit) seperately but will take some of them for granted. Thinks that she can love, but she can't really. Heavenly (no problems here): This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you in every possible way and won't ask anything of you in return. Extremely seldom but not extinct. Relationship duration can be increased by returning favors. Shows impressive amounts of patience. Will show great happiness when receiving a gift or favor from you. Better for both and the duration of the relationship if you act mostly similar to her (e.g. patience, being nice, cooking breakfast...). Capable of feeling love. Warning: A girl (being complex and unique) will never fit 100% to the above definitions, but you have a basis to work with now.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!