Gay locker room sex mug
What most gay guys hope for when they go to their gym The last period of school that day was PE, and Tanner’s class was on their football unit. Sure, he got a bit beat up, but Tanner had lots of fun taking a guy down or getting tossed in the air. The most recent game, played at the end of the school day when the sun was insanely hot, was super active. It ended with Tanner and the other guys drenched in sweat, dirt worked into the crevices of their skin, grass stains on their knees and palms. They knew they had to shower. The group of about 5 guys walked into the locker room, laughing, shouting, and replaying their favorite parts of that day. By the time they got to their lockers, they had pulled off their shirts, socks, and shoes. Evan, one of the more attractive guys in Tanner’s opinion, pulled off his pants and boxers in one go and walked to the showers. Tanner was quick to follow. Their behavior in the showers wasn’t gay, just them having fun. They’d slap each others’ asses, swing their dicks around, just joking. After most of the guys had finished, it was just Tanner and Evan. Without the distraction of their friends, Tanner got out his bar of soap and began to wash out the dirt that was caked onto his legs. Tanner had been horny for a while, and jerking off just wasn’t satisfying him. He decided to call attention to himself.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not