Fucktard Loser mug
Fucktard Loser is a narcissistic cyberwhore in constant need of adoration, likability and sex. He’s the funniest most charismatic guy at a party or bar. A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level 10 skilled liar. Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him. A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser. Fucktard Loser guy will have no job no phone no money and often also is a Lovesick Alcoholic.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.