fucklard Mug
A promiscuous fat bitch with low self-esteem who allows pretty much any guy to stick their dick all up in her lard and fuck it. A hulled-out fucklard takes on the unique distinction of being referred to as an inanimate object rather than a person with a name. This phenomenon is what makes a seasoned fucklard so easy to bone since you don't need small talk or even an introduction to use something that is just laying around any way. Being inanimate also makes a fucklard easier to find since it will be wherever you left it; you can simply stow one away in a bedroom for use as a cum dumpster at a house party and rest assured it will make no attempt to join the party, (it's an object, right?) and no attempt to reject a random penis from plunging boldly into its greasy lard holes and administering a vaginal beatdown.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad