Fuckgirl Mug
The evolved version of a basic bitch. A girl, usually in her early 20’s, whom is way too indulged in her fashionista phase, and requires starbucks to feel important. A fuckgirl is rude upon first interaction, insists on wearing makeup to an 8am class when she needs to get up at 5. She also uses an iPhone 6+ as an attempt to be classy, a phone way too large for her hands; but it’s usually how she likes her men. She will play mind games and is hard to read, intentionally, where she’ll give her number to a cute guy, have a ‘great conversation’ and then attempt to ‘go ghost’ on his vulnerable ass after raising his hopes and milking him for her daily dose of attention. She also has too many iPhone cases to count, ones with quotes, song lyrics, minions or other cute images. Her instagram posts will also contain song lyrics (which is all she uses on her iPhone); as she also potentially has over 200-300+ photos. She may also wear heels unnecessarily and keep up with the kardashians on the daily. Her ideal man is that of a caucasian bearded fuckboy with a man-bun, but she won’t admit it.
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Customer Reviews
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll