Flagstone Mug
The actual place that most parents refer to when they tell their kids that their pet went to "doggy heaven" or "kitty heaven". Upon arrival, pets are ushered into a room, where they get to view the film "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" (especially exciting for the goldfish). Afterwards, they are all fed (directly from the table, of course - this IS a form of pet heaven) and given clothes (if they are NOT a dog - dogs have their clothes taken away, because they HATE those things - remember that pet owners - they are already wearing their own sweater). From their, they are all given a proper perch so that they may watch over their former owners and guide them through the rest of their lives. Just something to remember next time you choose to beat your dog just before going into surgery. Of course, you should continue to choke your chicken and spank your monkey prior to surgery, but those are givens (well, takens).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!