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Evolution Mug

A scientific Theory (a Theory in science being the closest to certianty possible, wihile remaining scientific) That does NOT in ANY way: speculate on the origin of life on earth or otherwise (see biogenisis) speculate on the origin of the universe speculate on anyting but the prosess of genetic change in a population state that any instantant transformations from one spicies to another has ever occured state that humans cam from monkeys (it does however state that we share a common ansestor see Ape) detail how a geneome could change in a single generation (evolution happens over multiple generations) state that humans are in any way above or below any other form of life state that as spicies evolve, they become bigger, 'better' or stronger, only more adapted. state that there is no God state that I hate most of the other, misinformed definitions (although this is true) affiliate its self with the opening of penut butter jars or puddels being struck by lightning. affiliate it'self with nonbiological or non-self replicating matter such as boeing 747s and scrap allow its self to be defined by the majority of the definitions on the first few pages hate you (but I might) comment any anyting remotly metaphysical like the soul

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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It's an amazing product!

Nigga J.Jan 6

The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you

Deborah K.Jan 6
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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!

Joel I.Jan 6
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So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.

Lauren H.Jan 5
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got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!

BB C.Jan 4

The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️

Margaret D.Jan 4
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.

Marc A.Jan 4
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Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious

John C.Jan 4
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lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great

freyJan 4

Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever

Cole M's F.Jan 3

Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.

Fard P.Jan 3

Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.

Cole J.Jan 3

Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.

Alice L.Jan 2
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10

Rasmus M.Jan 2

I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex

Cole N.Jan 2

Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.

Jonathan J.Jan 2
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!

Austin R.Jan 2
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The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!

Austin R.Jan 2
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Great mug got one for my highschool crush

Gabriel Z.Jan 2

I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.

Zeezee E.Jan 2
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